Texts From Last Night · siralex's Favorites

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(919): View more from North Carolina

yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market

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(626): View more from California

in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever

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(315): View more from New York

I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old

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(714): View more from California

walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined

(714): View more from California

he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day

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(707): View more from California

She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.

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(516): View more from New York

You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?

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