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(212): View more from New York

It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis

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(410): View more from Maryland

I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.

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(314): View more from Missouri

apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out

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(201): View more from New Jersey

he confused my yawn for an orgasm

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