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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge

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(773): View more from Illinois

I think I sprained my soul last night

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(416): View more from Ontario

Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.

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(949): View more from California

i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.

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(253): View more from Washington

Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex

(206): View more from Washington

Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy

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(917): View more from New York City

I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina

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(308): View more from Nebraska

He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.

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