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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.

(507): View more from Minnesota

Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.

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(907): View more from Alaska

We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller

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(801): View more from Utah

She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.

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(801): View more from Utah

when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.

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(585): View more from New York

yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.

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