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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume

(612): View more from Minnesota

we need ur ladder

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Going to get a "plan B"urrito

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I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.

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(858): View more from California

I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"

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(613): View more from Ontario

You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.

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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way

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(316): View more from Kansas

You love me.

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That's because, tragically, I adore whores.

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