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(740): View more from Ohio

Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.

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Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.

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My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."

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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.

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