Last Night in Virginia (276)

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  Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.

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  My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?

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  Are these your boobs on my camera?

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  He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.

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  She used to be cute, back when we were young.

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  Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.

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  She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.

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  How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,

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  I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.

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  Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?

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  my poor anus

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  I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic

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  My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.

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  LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.

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  She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it

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