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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.

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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.

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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.

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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem

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So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!

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Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles

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LETS GO REDSKINS!

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Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.

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