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  she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>

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  I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.

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  dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience

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  do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?

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  this must be what syphilis tastes like

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  It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.

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  when are you leaving homes?

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  it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51

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  I had a sex dream about Oprah.

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  go back to sleep

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  dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.

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  Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america

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  you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.

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  he's 29.

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  He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"

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  Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now

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  Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing

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  They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not

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  I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain

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