Last Night in Alabama (334)

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  she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.

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  nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.

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  Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?

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  You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.

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  I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.

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  Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"

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  after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'

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  I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.

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  He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.

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  He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.

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  I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.

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  I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out

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  You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.

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  This hangover is way worse than all my relationships

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  I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.

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