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  so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'

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  i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

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  yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.

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  and what did he say?

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  there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.

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  Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?

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  We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.

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  how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready

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  you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.

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  I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.

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  can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?

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  bitches.

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  she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.

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  It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.

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  My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex

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  You and your mom would make an amazing tag team

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  Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.

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  FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift

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  Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.

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  im so drunk with asians

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  where?

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  always

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