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  Dude what happened last night?

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  I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.

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  And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!

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  Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.

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  Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?

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  It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.

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  It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...

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  Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.

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  she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...

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  just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again

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  Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.

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  I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.

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  Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.

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  Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.

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  I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.

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  I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.

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  Oh yeah... Surprise!

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