Last Night in British Columbia (778)

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  It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.

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  I resent the implication of a jizz addiction

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  Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.

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  I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates

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  i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?

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  haha no, it was majik

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  Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...

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  I hate you.

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  You LOVE me.

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  Cmon. I wasn't that bad.

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  You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."

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  I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?

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  I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying

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  He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.

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  That is not what no strings attached sex is about.

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  I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions

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  Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud

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  We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch

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  Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight

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