Last Night in Hawaii (808)

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  Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"

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  white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"

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  dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high

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  worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave

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  nevermind....I'm on the way

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  dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd

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  lock that shit down

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  Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.

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  she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous

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  Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?

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  you were grabbing cocks left and right

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  you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"

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  Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps

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  Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?

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  I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.

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  you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech

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  you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe

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  i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed

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