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  he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.

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  when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.

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  He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth

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  Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.

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  I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot

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  so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name

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  do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?

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  no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes

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  Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face

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  Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog

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  I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.

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  i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.

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  And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that

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  i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.

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