Last Night in Maine (207)

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  Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.

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  Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...

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  Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.

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  Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.

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  I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...

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  I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....

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  This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.

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  He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.

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  Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!

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  I just puked in my drinking hat.

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  I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.

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  Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?

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  I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.

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  traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK

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  I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.

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  You said your dick dragged you up the stairs

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  this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!

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  We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.

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