I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
