Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.