Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
