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  FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza

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  I regret 8000% nothing

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  That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.

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  all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.

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  Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.

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  Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.

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  This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos

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  Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff

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  There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now

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  you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'

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  we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.

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  I've never known a porn star before

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  There's not even an emoji for this

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  Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here

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  I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.

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  We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.

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