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I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.

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There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.

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you missed out this chick was licking her paddle

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she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".

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Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?

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It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo

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now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs

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What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?

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Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie

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Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?

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