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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...

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he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.

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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.

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Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies

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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.

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She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.

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I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"

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i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.

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