Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
