I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
