Last Night in Florida (305)

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  Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever

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  She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister

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  he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink

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  I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls

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  I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"

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  I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?

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  Seriously?

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  100%

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  And the cops told us we were all naked.

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  i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot

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  lets call myth busters

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  I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.

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  you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out

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  If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.

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  We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.

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  If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there

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  It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.

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  Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.

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  Did you save them?

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  Who?

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