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we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..

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i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level

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Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend

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Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better

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I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die

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Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet

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That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place

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Be outside in 5

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yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person

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I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper

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