Last Night in New York (516)

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  we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..

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  i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level

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  Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend

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  Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better

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  I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die

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  Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet

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  That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place

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  Be outside in 5

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  yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person

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  party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.

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  Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole

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  He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me

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  Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago

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  I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper

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  he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in

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  It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair

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