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I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.

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Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?

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Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?

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Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me

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They're the hard candy kind!

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hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.

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You're incredible, and I'm drunk

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Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?

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Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.

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