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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....

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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.

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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch

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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.

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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.

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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.

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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.

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ill be there in 5.

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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.

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