Last Night in Michigan (734)

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  I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.

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  I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that

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  i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light

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  A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.

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  she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.

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  Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom

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  How was the bike ride?

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  Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.

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  I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.

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  Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.

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  Haha did she know what fisting meant?

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  Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself

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  Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?

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  How did the beer even get there in the first place?

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  That's not what's important right now

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  I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.

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  I did the walk of shame to church this morning.

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  hooker boots and all?

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  Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.

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  airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.

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  Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.

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