Last Night in Connecticut (203)

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  all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby

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  I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.

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  she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...

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  dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me

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  Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line

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  my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it

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  just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you

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  He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?

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  then he tried to convert me to islam

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  He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.

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  I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways

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  I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people

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  I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.

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  Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...

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  thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.

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