Last Night in Indiana (219)

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  I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.

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  Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?

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  Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals

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  He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.

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  are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?

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  I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?

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  I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.

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  It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety

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  Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.

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  He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude

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  Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone

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  My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.

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  The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.

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  I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.

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  My kitchen gets me.

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