Last Night in Ontario (289)

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  For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)

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  Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.

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  Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.

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  Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?

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  When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.

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  how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???

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  I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?

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  our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after

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  I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you

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  Is that a sex thing?

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  One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.

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  In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.

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  I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground

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  You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!

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  I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.

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  Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.

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