Last Night in Saskatchewan (306)

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  I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.

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  I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.

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  Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.

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  Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!

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  I want to be you.

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  How was your 8:30 class today?

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  Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.

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  I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'

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  We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.

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  They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.

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  I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.

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  Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle

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  Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?

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  No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.

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  Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.

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