Last Night in California (562)

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  I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.

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  trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"

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  she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend

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  I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.

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  I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset

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  he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him

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  youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.

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  Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas

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  I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.

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  The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!

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  Awkward!

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  No he was cute and I said yes!

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  I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service

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  And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.

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  bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.

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  Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on

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  Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.

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  The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt

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  fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me

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