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  I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.

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  you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.

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  Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work

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  just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..

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  FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...

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  He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.

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  I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand

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  team rage. no explanation necessary

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  this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..

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  you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too

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  Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?

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  You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you

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  I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now

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  My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles

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  Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.

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