Last Night in Texas (214)

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  Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.

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  does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??

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  dude, everything can mix, this is college.

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  You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.

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  Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.

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  I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.

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  kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.

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  I'll be there in 10

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  hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?

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  I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.

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  I am SOOO high

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  tell me about your high

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  HUGE THUMBTACKS

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  Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.

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  bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.

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  Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.

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  would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry

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  I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me

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  My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night

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