Last Night in Georgia (478)

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable

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  You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.

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  All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.

  (478): View more from Georgia

  Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.

  (478): View more from Georgia

  Moment of silence for the loss of that option.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking

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  how did that work out?

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  Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...

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  I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.

  (478): View more from Georgia

  I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.

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