Last Night in Newfndlnd, Labradr (709)

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  I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.

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  I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.

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  I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.

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  I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.

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  By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.

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  we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk

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  You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.

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  got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.

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  I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.

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  The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.

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  i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.

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  ..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing

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  Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?

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  Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.

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