I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
My feet surprised me
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
