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  i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face

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  laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.

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  i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself

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  More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.

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  i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.

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  it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.

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  ... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.

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  I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.

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  it's a Wednesday?

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  :)

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  If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.

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  It was like getting head from an anaconda

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  we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit

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  I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.

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  I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.

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  who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage

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  Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.

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  We need to hang out more often

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