Last Night in Indiana (219)

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  I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal

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  Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.

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  where are my pants?

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  you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm

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  You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.

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  about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?

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  yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?

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  Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help

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  Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt

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  My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.

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  So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.

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  Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.

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  I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now

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  This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup

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  Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.

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  I cant shower it involves moving...

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  Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.

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