Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
