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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.

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i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.

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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.

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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign

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The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..

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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.

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I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.

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I like you better when you drink

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I like you better when I drink too

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