Last Night in Oklahoma (405)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  What happened to fro yo and sex?

  Fav 2 810 520

  share tweet
  

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.

  Fav 4 1011 549

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead

  Fav 1 618 525

  share tweet
  

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...

  Fav 1 721 510

  share tweet
  

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.

  Fav 4 828 442

  share tweet
  

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle

  Fav 6 547 1176

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.

  Fav 0 451 666

  share tweet
  

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.

  Fav 0 658 455

  share tweet
  

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me

  Fav 4 964 704

  share tweet
  

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.

  Fav 6 2014 628

  share tweet
  

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It was so scary.

  Fav 4 1245 605

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.

  Fav 4 1353 571

  share tweet
  

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.

  Fav 4 624 830

  share tweet
  

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.

  (1-405): View more from Oklahoma

  Was it a good conversation?

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It was an awkward, sexual conversation.

  Fav 1 868 489

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT