Last Night in Florida (954)

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  we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5

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  thats barely a game just flip a coin

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  should we drink on heads or tails?

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  I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.

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  These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.

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  Marco

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  Polo

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  I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.

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  i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour

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  I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.

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  It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.

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  damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian

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  I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.

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  You pretty much isn't said it

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  Those words don't go together.

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  I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.

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  Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?

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  So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.

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  Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children

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