Last Night in South Dakota (605)

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  And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.

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  You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet

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  Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.

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  and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.

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  We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often

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  I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex

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  Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.

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  But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....

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  Her vagina smelled like chicken

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  why do you say that

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  chicken smells like everything

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  Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.

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  Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.

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  seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?

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  Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.

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  You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister

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  Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.

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  it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps

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