At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
