He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
