Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I did not marry a roomba.
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