hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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