Last Night in Kentucky (502)

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  Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.

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  You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen

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  We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free

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  Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"

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  WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!

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  so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...

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  Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore

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  I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?

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  Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?

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  So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(

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  Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.

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  I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.

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  He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.

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  There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."

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  Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!

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