I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz